"I am not in the mood" excuses

Joe&bri
Joe&bri
We all know that "I have a headache" kind of excuse, but what is the craziest one you have ever heard?

I do not use excuses. If I don't want to have sex, then I won't, and I will tell the truth about it. I think it's easier.
But this is so rare...I avoid sex only when I am on my period, that's all. The rest of the time I enjoy sex as much as I can.

I am really curious about the excuses that you have heard or said yourself. Or maybe some crazy excuses that you had to say at a swinging club?
Srecniedi
Srecniedi
My ex: "I've got my period..." (third time in a month!) ¦-)
Eva23
Eva23
U fee
Cee Cee
Cee Cee
I've heard the headache and the. Excuse before. Sometimes I talk him into doing it if they use the. Excuse so I'm more than earned my Red wings LOL. And if they use the headache excuse sometimes I talk him into doing it sometimes I don't LOL